thank you. i love my job.

Sunday we woke up and headed out for Toronto. All we
> did was sleep until we got there and we found out the
> highway was shutdown. Took us forever to get to
> criminal records where we were doing an in-store. We
> were really late but there were still about 100 or so
> kids patiently waiting outside. I got an ice cream
> because I was starving and then went to set up and
> play. Nothing very exciting happened. After that we
> ate some sushi, and waited around to play. The
> legendary Horseshoe tavern was pretty rowdy and packed
> for a sunday night. Kids were going crazy even before
> we played. We finally took the stage and I noticed
> alot of folks had brought props. Foam #1 fingers that
> said black lips on them, a candian flag with
> "die Canuckhaus" written on it, and lots of glow
> sticks. I think people were crowd surfing to us
> getting ready to play. Anyways, after the second song
> I turned around to talk to cole, and some dopehead
> threw a glass bottle full speed, right to the back of
> my skull. I'm not really into the projectile thing.
> Then a girl started jerking my microphone towards my
> mouth while I was singing and it almost took my teeth
> out. I had to politely remind the insured-canadian
> crowd, that health care for me is a very foreign
> thing, and i can't stand to lose my chompers without
> losing my ass.
> after the show we went to an after party to see BBQ(mark sultan)
> play. It was awesome. people danced like hell. then I
> made a poor decision. I went with the Selmanaires to
> go to sleep at a hotel they had spotted on the way
> into town. It was called the Hotel Waverley. I really
> shoulda asked somebody local, but i was tired. We got there
> and we instantly realized it was a crack hotel, with
> hourly rates, and a 24 hour discotec in the basement.
> MY room was filthy. the mirror was broken, the bed was
> moldy loking with obvious bloodstains and cigarette
> burns all over. I was so exhausted i got a sleeping
> bag, got in with all my clothes on and tried to sleep.
> A few hours later I hear the roof start to
> creak(luckily i'm a light sleeper) Without thinking i
> jumped out of the bed and watched in utter disbelief
> as the ceiling caved in. onto my bed. After a few big
> deep breaths of moldy asbestos I went to the
> selmanaires room and slept on the floor for 2 hours or
> so. the next day they tried to argue with me about
> giving a refund. I almost died in that hell hole and
> they didn't wanna give me a refund. Luckily i had my
> trusty boost mobile camera phone with me to document
> the damage, and I got a full refund.
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