Thursday, December 13, 2007

"Gutlless Kiwi chuck enrages Aussies"

"in an act of supreme cowardice, New Zealand has surreptitiously questioned Shaun Tait's bowling action just three days after being humiliated by Australia's EXTREME pace in a twenty20 match."

I have no idea what the fuck that means, but I love Australia and New Zealand alike. Who couldn't with sport quotes like that. Not to mention kangaroo fillets, and solid gentry to boot. Landed in Wellington, New Zealand three days ago, and with a stop in Aukland we're now livin it up in Melbourne. It's summer here(probably) to the chagrin of the upper hemispheres, and it rules.
We have alot planned after my afternon nap(i'm a little tired after all the cooper's and kangaroo)
Tomorrow we play a festival in the outback, followed by a couple days n Sydney where we play a hotel roof party(million dollar view) Make a really shitty surf movie, and teach the Aussies how to make "soul food" for vbs tv.
We saw a killer fight as the daft punk show was letting out last night (f.y.i we were not attendees) some meth couple was fighting and the dude scissor kicked the lady mortal kombat style. Don't worry, some brave drunk guys beat up the meth dude and we were out. The chick was probably okay....PARTY!!!
Also, in November they have this thing called "mo-vember" where dudes grow moustaches and get grants to donate to cancer stuff. I have a moustache, and as much as i think cancer sucks for real, I want all kiwis and aussies to know...this ain't no cancer stache!! we'll see what these next few days bring...and they better bring it all. we ain't playin ya'll..we gonna have a ball.
don't cry for me Argentina.....
love
jared and the black lips(fuck christmas)

13 comments:

pushingtide said...

Rippin' show a couple back at the Troubadour in LA by the way.

Shitty surf flick? Sounds cool, anymore info mai chun?

Rossie said...

Beer + Cricket = Summer in Australia. Bring on UK 2008 if you wanna avoid the trendies come join a whole bunch of Aussies and Kiwis down where I'm workin now at the Redback Tavern in Acton, London.

Take it easy bro's...

Golden Rose said...

good one, swilley!

kingcon said...

Just to let ya'll know, it's freaking cold in Cali. I'm literally freezing my balls off. Hope ya boys are having a blast. I wouldn't donate my stash for cancer either (with all due respect cancer people)

Billy said...

great show at meredith aka that outback festival. really really looking forward to the other melbourne shows. don't know if there will be another meth couple fighting at these gigs though, but i'll bring my girl and my stash along and we'll see what can be arranged.

Olivia said...

Hell yeah!!! You guys ripped it UP at Meredith, and that ain't no small feat!

Hope to have shaken off the post-Meredith effects by tomorrow and make the Tote show. The Black Lips and the Tote are the perfect match, congratulate your booker!

ruby snail said...

"they already checked our pockets, they just wanted to stab us. They fuckin'... wanted a look inside. That's like consulting to them, we just ran. Nah... George woulda smashed them.
Oh well, beats a party at Justine's."

R. Mike said...

Jared, Stop off in FORT WAYNE as you travel from Milwaukee to Columbus in March. Contact www.brassrailfw.com about a show there!
Call John at 260-424-8213 for booking.

lick said...

Old Hickory House kicks ass!

JD said...

Glad you are tearing it up Labia Majora style down under. Lips fuckin rool. Will be there when you roll through DC in a few months.

TRASHÉDIA said...

In Portugal you'd find shitty surf and shitty skate.
I have the camera, bring the beer.

Dan said...

I can explain this comment if you want but it might ruin the fun for you.

Bish said...

I was at that show in Wellington and it rocked my socks clean off that I still haven't found them!Infact you guys are my heros