thank you. i love my job.

Sunday we woke up and headed out for Toronto. All we
> did was sleep until we got there and we found out the
> highway was shutdown. Took us forever to get to
> criminal records where we were doing an in-store. We
> were really late but there were still about 100 or so
> kids patiently waiting outside. I got an ice cream
> because I was starving and then went to set up and
> play. Nothing very exciting happened. After that we
> ate some sushi, and waited around to play. The
> legendary Horseshoe tavern was pretty rowdy and packed
> for a sunday night. Kids were going crazy even before
> we played. We finally took the stage and I noticed
> alot of folks had brought props. Foam #1 fingers that
> said black lips on them, a candian flag with
> "die Canuckhaus" written on it, and lots of glow
> sticks. I think people were crowd surfing to us
> getting ready to play. Anyways, after the second song
> I turned around to talk to cole, and some dopehead
> threw a glass bottle full speed, right to the back of
> my skull. I'm not really into the projectile thing.
> Then a girl started jerking my microphone towards my
> mouth while I was singing and it almost took my teeth
> out. I had to politely remind the insured-canadian
> crowd, that health care for me is a very foreign
> thing, and i can't stand to lose my chompers without
> losing my ass.
> after the show we went to an after party to see BBQ(mark sultan)
> play. It was awesome. people danced like hell. then I
> made a poor decision. I went with the Selmanaires to
> go to sleep at a hotel they had spotted on the way
> into town. It was called the Hotel Waverley. I really
> shoulda asked somebody local, but i was tired. We got there
> and we instantly realized it was a crack hotel, with
> hourly rates, and a 24 hour discotec in the basement.
> MY room was filthy. the mirror was broken, the bed was
> moldy loking with obvious bloodstains and cigarette
> burns all over. I was so exhausted i got a sleeping
> bag, got in with all my clothes on and tried to sleep.
> A few hours later I hear the roof start to
> creak(luckily i'm a light sleeper) Without thinking i
> jumped out of the bed and watched in utter disbelief
> as the ceiling caved in. onto my bed. After a few big
> deep breaths of moldy asbestos I went to the
> selmanaires room and slept on the floor for 2 hours or
> so. the next day they tried to argue with me about
> giving a refund. I almost died in that hell hole and
> they didn't wanna give me a refund. Luckily i had my
> trusty boost mobile camera phone with me to document
> the damage, and I got a full refund.
>

Jared-3 Canada-0

I have beaten the system once again. thanks to Mike, Melissa, and Mike's mom for letting us borrow the car. It was really easy and with the impeccable story, mom-mobile, and french speaking mike it was foolproof. The Montreal show was great. We threw down. In Toronto now. Feelin good. Thanks for the tips on posting pictures. I'll do that soon.
bye

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This was the funnest parade i have ever attended. our first annual? bad kids parade.

Frontier Blues (fuck canada)

I've been sitting in a Mobil gas station in St. Albans Vermont for the past 4 hours waiting on some folks from Montreal to come down here and smuggle me over the border. At least I have a computer and some books and a shred of hope. I know the show tonight is gonna rule, so I really wanna go.
I've been to every country in Europe including Russia and most of the eastern bloc, Israel, Palestine, Peru, Mexico, about to go to Australia, New Zealand,Brazil, and Japan......and fucking Canada is the only Nation on the planet (other than north korea) that won't let me in?? a D.U.I seven years ago, and a little white lie 3 years ago. If I don't get in I get a little mid-tour vacation in scenic detroit.

i'm gonna learn to post pictures when i find out how. i want everyone to see how sad i am right now

Sorry for the delay

been way for a while because we've been on tour forever and ever and I just got a computer recently so now we'll be able to keep up. Did Sardinia, Italy, England, Scotland, and the eastern US. Tomorrow we go into Canada. Well, at least three of us. I'm banned from the great white north, and I have yet to find a Canadian willing to risk the endeavor of sneaking me over that ridiculous border. We're with the Selmanaires from Atlanta(who are great) for this leg, and the Spits for the west coast. Amazing tour so far, and a few interesting things happened in New York while we were there. Check these links below and see for yourself. We'll be updating alot more from now on.....as in almost everyday.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/45701-man-in-skates-climbs-nyc-globe-statue-throws-a-bunch-of-black-lips-fliers-eats-orange-gets-arrested

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