Increase your wet dreams (if you're a man)

Brought to you by Megan Macksey (I AM A GIRL)
Dear Maggie,

I'm sorry, but I guess you didnt recognize me. I should have been clearer. I am GOD. I'm really sorry you're pal is such a pussy.I must have made the ONE sorry mistake in my career as GOD and overlooked that I created a pussy.SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My bad.

HA!

Maggie,as GOD I do advise you to not hang out with whiny,sad,cunt faced boys.
I promise that I will never make the mistake of creating a boy with nothing to offer but a wet pissed stained blanket and a soft penis again.

I do believe that the princess of swords is in your future as long as you decide to fulfill your cloud dreams and quit hangin with FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!




LOVE
GOD
I love you

PS- This letter is in response to a total bitch. she sux